If you’ve ever wondered what pure bovine panic looks like… here it is.
Your new favourite tee captures the exact moment a UFO beams up one terrified cow while another — front and centre — hits you with a giant “Oh Shit!!!!”
Done in a bold design is the perfect blend of Dark humour, Retro sci-fi, Farmland chaos and Meme-level energy.
Wear it to get laughs. Wear it to confuse strangers. Wear it because deep down you know you’d say the same thing if a flying saucer ruined your day.
Perfect as a gift for Alien lovers, Farmers with questionable humour, Conspiracy theorists, Anyone who loves a ridiculous shirt and The friend who “has everything” except alien cow drama
Guaranteed to be a conversation starter — or a warning sign. Either way, iconic.
t’s soft, lightweight, and breathes easily—easy to throw on for a road trip, late-night hangout, or a handful of low-key comedy nights. The image print keeps a retro, slightly grainy look that reads like an old sci-fi postcard, while the relaxed crew neck and classic fit let the graphic stand front and center. Wear it with worn jeans and a smirk, or gift it to the friend who loves absurd, offbeat humor and sci-fi oddities.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth feel
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a cleaner silhouette and less fabric waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printed graphics (sleeve and neck labels use DTF) for crisp, durable image detail
- Pearlized tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified materials.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
