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I Can’t Human Until This Sh*t Hits My Bloodstream – Zombie Coffee Mug
I Can’t Human Until This Sh*t Hits My Bloodstream – Zombie Coffee Mug
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11oz | |
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Height, in | 3.74 |
Diameter, in | 3.15 |
Kickstart your mornings with dark humor and caffeine-fueled survival instincts! The I Can’t Human Until This Sh*t Hits My Bloodstream Mug features a zombie office worker shuffling along with an IV drip full of coffee, perfectly blending horror parody and exhausted humor. With a sickly green, coffee brown, and pale grey palette, dripping horror-style typography, and a mischievous twist, this mug is ideal for coffee addicts, night owls, and anyone who can’t face the day without their first sip. Punchy, funny, and totally relatable — because mornings are basically a horror story without caffeine.
Start your day with a smile with this ceramic mug, perfect for coffee enthusiasts and tea lovers alike. Crafted from high-quality, glossy ceramic, it showcases vibrant colors that breathe life into your favorite designs. The comfortable C-handle ensures ease of use, making it a delightful addition to your morning routine or a charming gift for a friend. Ideal for cozying up during lazy weekends, hosting gatherings, or celebrating special occasions like birthdays, holidays, and office celebrations. This mug is a fun way to express personality and enjoy your beverages in style. Whether you're kicking off a busy day or unwinding with friends, it's the perfect companion!
Product features
- Glossy ceramic finish for an elegant look.
- Vibrant colors enhance your designs with bright and crisp details.
- Microwave-safe for easy heating of beverages.
- Dishwasher-safe for effortless cleaning.
- Available in - 11oz ideal for all your favorite drinks.
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
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