{"product_id":"premeditated-i-just-hate-plans-mug-au","title":"Premeditated? I Just Hate Plans Mug - AU","description":"\u003cp\u003eServe your coffee with a side of dark humor. This \u003cstrong data-start=\"313\" data-end=\"337\"\u003epunchy sarcastic mug\u003c\/strong\u003e features a cartoon woman standing behind bars in a jail cell, paired with the wickedly funny text: \u003cem data-start=\"437\" data-end=\"538\"\u003e“I don’t like making plans for the day. The word Premeditated gets thrown around in the courtroom.”\u003c\/em\u003e Perfect for true crime fans, sarcastic souls, and anyone who likes their caffeine with a criminal twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis white ceramic 11 oz mug brings a cheeky, dark-humored moment to everyday coffee and tea rituals. The design wraps in vibrant, crisp colors thanks to ORCA coating, keeping the illustration bold and the lettering readable after many washes. A comfortable C-handle and rounded corners make it easy to hold during slow mornings or quick breaks. It feels like the kind of mug you reach for when you want to grin at your own mischievous side—suitable for work desks, cozy kitchen counters, or as a conversation starter at gatherings.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe artwork and color remain bright through microwave warming and dishwasher cycles, so the mug keeps its personality with little fuss. Lightweight but sturdy, it’s an approachable piece that blends practical everyday use with a playful, slightly rebellious aesthetic.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Bright, vivid print using the latest printing techniques\u003cbr\u003e- Durable ORCA coating for sharper color transfer and longer life\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe for easy everyday use\u003cbr\u003e- Comfortable large C-handle with rounded corners for steady grip\u003cbr\u003e- White ceramic 11 oz size — lightweight and versatile\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e11oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eDiameter, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.15\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":43953059758149,"sku":"76072444874049016627","price":25.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0682\/3034\/8869\/files\/17078113481891765590_2048.jpg?v=1775987118","url":"https:\/\/firebirdcreationsau.com\/products\/premeditated-i-just-hate-plans-mug-au","provider":"Fire Bird Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}