{"product_id":"morning-threat-level-critical-funny-coffee-mug-au","title":"Morning Threat Level Critical - Funny Coffee Mug - AU","description":"\u003cp\u003eBefore coffee? Proceed with caution.\u003cbr data-end=\"684\" data-start=\"681\"\u003eThis hilarious mug sums up the morning mood perfectly — an alarm clock that looks terrified, and a coffee cup that’s clearly in charge. Ideal for caffeine lovers with a sense of humor (and zero tolerance before their first sip).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis 11 oz white ceramic mug brings humor and straight-talk to every morning. The bold vintage-style graphic reads “Morning Threat Level: Critical — Hand me coffee and no bullsh*t,” complete with a retro alarm clock, steaming cup, and sunburst background. It feels like the exact first line of defense for anyone who wakes up on the blunt side of the bed. Heavy on personality, it brightens the kitchen shelf while signaling one simple rule: coffee comes first. Sturdy white ceramic and crisp printing keep the design vivid through daily use, and the comfortable C-handle makes it easy to hold through slow sips or hurried gulps. This is the kind of mug that starts conversations, gets a laugh, and becomes part of a morning routine.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Vivid, bright full-color print using modern printing techniques\u003cbr\u003e- Durable ORCA coating for sharper color transfer and tougher finish\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave and dishwasher safe for everyday convenience\u003cbr\u003e- Comfortable large C-handle and rounded corners for steady grip\u003cbr\u003e- Classic 11 oz white ceramic — sturdy and familiar size\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e11oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eDiameter, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.15\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Australian Supplier","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":43951063203909,"sku":"83733162571994018891","price":25.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0682\/3034\/8869\/files\/7168491693762227516_2048.jpg?v=1762467396","url":"https:\/\/firebirdcreationsau.com\/products\/morning-threat-level-critical-funny-coffee-mug-au","provider":"Fire Bird Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}